GIVEAWAY: Your Choice of Arcane Tees

If you’re not familiar with Arcane Tees, you may have missed a post or three by Rob in which they were given away to fortunate readers. I’m pleased to announce that we’re continuing that tradition. Here are a few of their recent wares, including a Child’s Play toy company logo short, a familiar line-up of scum and villainy, and the best Four Lions in-joke ever (seriously, seek out that movie if you haven’t seen it).

(These, and any other shirts they have on offer are not just up for grabs for free in this contest; they’re up for grabs at a discount to Topless Roboteers at 20% off! Just enter the code TR20 at checkout via and get yourself beshirted.)




Now, here’s the contest…

In the spirit of Play Pals Toys and Rubber Dinghy Rapids amusement park, write me (in comments below) a press release or an internal memo from a fictional business – that you’ve seen in a movie, game, TV show or any other geek media – which is attempting to do damage control based on a recent incident involving their product/venue/etc.

Enter as many times as you like. The contest closes March 18th, 2013 at 11:59 p.m. If you do not have a My Voice Nation account, please give me a way to contact you if you win. There will be two winners, and each may pick the shirt of his or her choice.