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First Trailer for Stallone/Schwarzenegger Escape Plan

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Sly and Arnold, together in prison. I can only imagine the fanfics that have already been written on this topic. Arnold has a goatee in this, so I guess that means he’s the secret bad guy.

“You hit like a vegetarian” is a clear attempt at a new catchphrase – frankly, for the ex-Governator, that’s the best we can hope for – it sure beats “I can’t fix the state’s economic woes” – and it’s about time his new movies stopped trying to play against that (Hi, Last Stand).

And unlike the Expendables movies, this one looks like it was shot in focus the entire time. Which, unless you’re making a sequel to The Room, is a good thing.

Trailer after the jump.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist