The path to this…
…begins with this:
Bamboo shark Hemiscyllium halmahera (? Mark Erdmann / Wedaresort, www.wedaresort.com) from Sci-News.com on Vimeo.
That would be the Indonesian bamboo shark. And just as soon as it learns how to breathe on land, we’re all in trouble. Not that the good folks at Syfy are likely to wait that long to capitalize.