The Real-Life Human Torch Has Been Born in India


A baby named Rahul has apparently “Flamed On” on at least three separate occasions, with the flames coming from his stomach and knees.

Sure, it COULD be due to the fact that the infant initially lived in an area contaminated with flammable phosphorous – but it’s a lot more fun to imagine that an X-man was born, or to make jokes about spicy curries and yoga flame. Or maybe yoga flame jokes are a bit of a stretch. Curry on, then.

h/t Gallen_Dugall