TR Contest: Guess the Worst Moment in G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra

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?I did this contest for Transformers 2 and had a great time, mostly because I’m a bastard who hates everything. Now, I truly doubt that the G.I. Joe movie will be nearly as bad as Transformers 2, but I still fail to see how a movie with all those Marlon Wayans pratfalls can be the same movie that’s getting such good reviews from movie sites.

It seems like most of you are with me on this, so before we actually see the film and have our minds blown/get our hopes dashed, I want you to tell me what you think the worst moment of the G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra movie will be. Will Duke and Cobra Commander make up at the end and kiss with tongues? Will Marlon “Ripcord” Wayans use his accelerator suit to fall face-first into a banana cream pie? Will Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow use their ninja feud to highlight another Hasbro product, such as playing a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos? Will a bald Gary Oldman make a cameo as Dr. Mindbender? (You can’t use that last one, because that would be awesome.) Will Snake Eyes tell a joke at the end of ther flick? (Terrifyingly, that almost happened.)

Feel free to include stage directions and lines of dialogue, but keep it brief, mainly because I’ve still got the nerd flu and my attention wanders. One entry per person, and the contest ends at 12:01 EST on Monday, August 3rd. And remember, knowing is half the battle. The other half? Lasers.