Comics, Toys

Hawkeye Preemptively Kills the Crap out of Ultron (in Toy Form)

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I cannot wait for the irate Twitterers who think that I and Diamond Select Toys have somehow spoiled something involving James Spader and Jeremy Renner. It’s a pretty cool upcoming action figure, even if it strains credulity to think that arrows would take down that sort of robot so easily. But since “that sort of robot” already strains credulity when you really think about it, we’ll call it even.

Hawkeye is one of Diamond’s new Previews solicits for this week. He’s not quite my favorite, though, because they also have this…

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It’s a bottle-opener. And since alcohol, like Venom, wants to eat my brain, I consider it a masterful mashup that should have been though of long ago.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist