There’s a Manicorn Christmas Tree Ornament…
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…and it is magical. Not just because it’s in pink lederhosen, but also because of what appear to be the tiny blue mountains behind it (the Alps, perhaps?), indicating that this hu-beast is in fact kaiju scale.
Unfortunately it’s out of stock as of this writing, which should disturb you in and of itself – the fact that enough people are into this to ensure a sellout makes me think weird things about humanity. If they ever restock, it’s a mere $14.99, which is obviously a bargain.
Manicorn!
h/t 10glfan59 via Nerd Approved
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist