Stonados: It’s Sharknado With Exploding Rocks!


Coincidentally, “stonados” is also what I call my testicles. From now on.

Anyway, the trailer is here, and I barely know where to start with this thing.

-The narrator’s insanely long pauses that make William Shatner sound like Tung Twista by comparison?

-The roll call of actors nobody has ever heard of, except for the one guy from The X-Files?

-The apparent plot twist that the heroes’ plan to take out a tornado of exploding stones is to launch a nuclear weapon at it?

You tell me after you watch…

Stonados comes to DVD Jan. 28th.