Stonados: It’s Sharknado With Exploding Rocks!
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Coincidentally, “stonados” is also what I call my testicles. From now on.
Anyway, the trailer is here, and I barely know where to start with this thing.
-The narrator’s insanely long pauses that make William Shatner sound like Tung Twista by comparison?
-The roll call of actors nobody has ever heard of, except for the one guy from The X-Files?
-The apparent plot twist that the heroes’ plan to take out a tornado of exploding stones is to launch a nuclear weapon at it?
You tell me after you watch…
Stonados comes to DVD Jan. 28th.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist