I READ YOUR FANFIC! “Winnie the Pooh: Teddybear’s Picnic”


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In which Greg Jones Jr. does some Very Good Impersonations of Winnie-the-Pooh characters, Luke has an itchy nose, and Julia has finally Had Enough of being subjected to terrible fan fiction readings.

[Next week: Julia’s Revenge!]

Title: “Winnie the Pooh: Teddybear’s Picnic” by scribescribbles

Logline: The denizens of the Hundred Akre (misspelling deliberate) Wood have a picnic, and indecency ensues.

Acts Involved: Pooh watches Rabbit defecate, Tigger gives Piglet oral and anal intercourse, Pooh suggests sex with Rabbit, and describes his own intimate plushie time with Christopher Robin. Also there’s implied cannibalism.

Participants: Pooh, Rabbit, Tigger, Piglet.

The Live Reading…