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Stallone Tries to Make the Mel Gibson Humble in New Expendables III Trailer

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That jabroni have the raisin balls and the rice krispy dick worse than the Justin Bieber. Anyway, while I like the in-joke of Wesley Snipes being a prisoner finally busting out – and scratch my head at the notion that Robert Davi deserves above-the-title credits alongside the actual big-name talent in the cast – I remain mixed about this one. My problem with the Expendables as a team is the same one I had as a kid with most toy lines – MASK, G.I. Joe, you name it. That being: the good guys have way more cool stuff AND more people on their side, so how are the bad guys ever a threat? (Nonetheless, make this an actual MASK movie with the same guys, and I’d be soooo there.)

Also, can we let somebody other than Sylvester Stallone write these?

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