“I am here to judge you, why not?”
Gamingheads’ new $300, 15-inch statue looks like what might happen if our favorite futuristic crustacean were left too long in a Saw trap, with his mandibles growing out-of-control.
Practically, you’d think this supernatural villain from the new game The Evil Within would have a hard time following you, what with his head being a mass of tentacles crammed into a box and all. You’d also imagine that his bag o’nails would end up stabbing him more often than his enemies.
But somehow I’m betting he’s a bit more lethal in the game, and probably screeches enough to distract you from his having no eyes.