I kinda wish this were the actual Bill and Ted sequel. Ted has a family, but two bodacious babes have totally bogus designs on him. It’s not, though – Eli Roth is directing, and Keanu Reeves appears to be yelling every line, which is as big an acting stretch as you’ll ever see from him. It may not be John Wick, but he does get his Wick out in a john, so maybe it counts.
I just hope it’s not a total Funny Games ripoff. That’s already been done twice; I need to see a Neo fight.
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.)
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