“Chocolate with SPRINKLES!” Knock Knock Looks Like a New Keanu Klassic

Obviously listening to Wyld Stallyns

I kinda wish this were the actual Bill and Ted sequel. Ted has a family, but two bodacious babes have totally bogus designs on him. It’s not, though – Eli Roth is directing, and Keanu Reeves appears to be yelling every line, which is as big an acting stretch as you’ll ever see from him. It may not be John Wick, but he does get his Wick out in a john, so maybe it counts.

I just hope it’s not a total Funny Games ripoff. That’s already been done twice; I need to see a Neo fight.

Check out the international trailer…

via Empire