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Evil Gets Oral With 12 Inches of Mouth of Sauron


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Despite the vaguely dirty headline, this mouth pleasures nobody. Like so many equally mouthy talk radio hosts, he simply promises death and destruction if those opposing him continue upon their current course.

$300 might seem like a hard price tag to swallow, until you realize he comes with his horse too. No, not like that.

Let’s see if I can’t elevate this conversation – Bruce Spence is the only guy to have a Lord of the Rings figure, a Mad Max figure and a Star Wars figure of himself, though none of them actually looks a whole lot like him. He’s missing one from the other epic trilogy he was in – The Matrix – but anyone waiting on the Trainman as a toy might as well be waiting for the subway in Los Angeles after 1:30 a.m.