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William Shatner Will Head up a Star Trek Cruise in January of 2017

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Florida…the final frontier.

These are the voyages of some big-ass boat, to the Bahamas and back.

Its six day and night mission: to enrich William Shatner, Jonathan Frakes, Marina Sirtis, John de Lancie, Robert Picardo and CBS/Paramount, in exchange for their having to hang out with people like you on a vehicle from which there is no escape, and on which you might get naturally queasy even if Shatner doesn’t start singing. And with de Lancie on board, there are bound to be a few Bronies.

And I would go in a heartbeat, but prices start at $975. It doesn’t take Counselor Troi to tell me that I’m sensing great financial pain emanating from that direction.