Hot Toys Reveals First Force Awakens Figures: Kylo Ren and Stormtroopers


Am I the only one who, when I hear Kylo Ren’s name, think of Beavis and Butt-head going, “Whoa! It says ‘Kyler’! Is that your name?” I’ve always thought Adam Driver needed a tattoo of a butt with a butt-shaped mark on it, on his butt.

Speaking of Driver, his tantrumy, unmasked portrait is NOT a part of this figure, so maybe it’s being saved for a more deluxe one down the line (possibly with melty Vader mask too?). The crossguard saber, however, does contain an LED light.

Also here are the new Stormtroopers, available singly or in an army builder 2-pack.

There has been an awakening in my bank account. Can you feel it?