Star Tours, for those unfamiliar, is a Disney theme-park ride that’s a 3D motion simulator through two different Star Wars planets, selected at random so that each experience is different. Hoth, Endor, Tatooine, Naboo and all the other familiar locales are available – but you won’t know which two until you ride it.
Now you can add Jakku, starting December 1st – and for the first couple of months, it will be guaranteed to be one of the two worlds on your ride, before becoming as random as the rest.
I can’t wait to get motion-sick in a whole new way. Here’s the teaser:
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.)
Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist