The Death Star Waffle Maker Ensures a Fully Armed and Operational Breakfast
No need to find the unguarded thermal exhaust port this time around – today’s Death Star is vulnerable merely to your teeth, tongue, and highly grateful stomach. Many waffle batters died to bring you this information. So cut the chatter, look at the size of that thing on your breakfast plate, and let’s chow down on this thing so we can all go home.
Or until this gets replaced on ThinkGeek by a waffle-maker based on the new, probably unimproved, certainly bigger Death Star-type-thing on the Force Awakens poster.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist