Honestly, though, I think it’ll be a while before we see either one, if ever.
Browsing: “Astro Boy”
A lengthy nerd rant. My apologies.
A new MST3K set, Disney’s return to 2-D animation, Ninja Assassin, and shit like the second Twilight movie and the American Astro Boy.
Pick one gift for one fictional character of a nerdy property. If I were smarter, I’d save this for next week’s TR contest, but frankly, I’m not that smart.
Warning: This FFF is long and hard… meaning it’s a couple of pages and disturbed even me. I highly suggest not reading it.
If you make an Astro Boy movie which can’t beat Fast & Furious in Japan, you have failed beyond all measure. Well fucking done, assholes.
…by which I mean they have the beloved anime cartoon sexually assaulted by a dozen sticky green tentacles. Whee.
I want to make one thing clear — I cannot even pretend to be unbiased about the CG, non-Japanese-made Astro Boy.
…because Japan is going to bring back its Imperial Army and declare war when they see the U.S.-made, CG Astro Boy movie.