Yes, George W. Bush’s favorite children’s book, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, has been undeadified.
The “A-list” of popular presidents to make into monster toys might be a short one.
No, not because it portrays him fighting vampires. That’s fucking awesome. It’s because Linkin Park has made an official music video for the film.
Seeing as I can’t even post a goofy-ass video starring a ridiculous impression of Calvin…
Is Abraham Lincoln the Batman of the 19th century? No, but here’s an AL:VH featurette that pretends he is.
On an unrelated note, if NECA doesn’t make an action figure for this movie, I’m going to be gravely disappointed.
I wonder how long it’ll take before the comments become unbearable. Two hours? Three, maybe?
The more I see of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter — like, say, this new trailer — the more I like it.
You’re Going to Fight an Evil, Gun-Toting George Washington in a Videogame, and It’s Not Assassin’s Creed III
It’s Bioshock Infinite. Also, George Washington is a steampunk robot programmed to do nothing but kill you. THAT’S AWESOME.