How Rorschach Learned the True Meaning of Christmas
Please don’t get excited by the fact that this is a video; the visual portion is simply the above static pic of Rorschach. But the audio is an epic, Seuss-ian tale of one psychotic crimefighter, determined to take the crass commercialism of Christmas away from the pimps and the whores and the drug fiends in the most violent way possible. It’s long, but brilliant 95% of the time. Thanks to Mark F. for the tip.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.