Rainbow Brite Returns, for Some Reason


Nerdy ladies, consider yourselves informed — Rainbow Brite is returning with a new look. I got the news from Jezebel, who disgustedly claim the line has been Bratzified. Now, I’m usually first in line to call girls toys from the ’80s whores, but I don’t see it. They’re taller, but the original Rainbow Brite looked like a midget with encephalitis. She was horrible, and this is an improvement. And other than removing the sleeves, they’re just as clothed as they were originally. Point is, no one tell Jezebel about ’80s April O’Neil, okay?