Movies, Video Games

Get the Velociraptor Love Tabasco Ready, Because Here’s a New Jurassic Park Game


Telltale Games is making a Jurassic Park game? Did we know this? Also, is it going to be one of the story games they make… uh… pretty much exclusively? Shouldn’t a Jurassic Park game be more action oriented? Sadly, I have the answers to none of these questions. In fact, the only question I have an answer to is “What is velociraptor love tabasco?” and frankly, I wish I didn’t.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.