Get the Velociraptor Love Tabasco Ready, Because Here’s a New Jurassic Park Game

Telltale Games is making a Jurassic Park game? Did we know this? Also, is it going to be one of the story games they make… uh… pretty much exclusively? Shouldn’t a Jurassic Park game be more action oriented? Sadly, I have the answers to none of these questions. In fact, the only question I have an answer to is “What is velociraptor love tabasco?” and frankly, I wish I didn’t.