“Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales” Features Corpse-Rape.


Remember Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles? If you do, you’re probably already mad at me for bringing back the horrific memories. But Fox ADHD isn’t backing down in their ability to drag up the most disgusting animal traits they can find and transposing them into kids’ cartoons, making your sweet memories of Huey, Dewey and Louie go kablooey.

So, yeah…corkscrew penis. And that’s just the start. But for those who miss Fan Fiction Fridays, these really do fit the bill.

Watch after the jump if you dare.

via Rob Bricken