Clop Clop! Turn Your Hand Into a Small Unicorn or Horse, Because…We Know Where This Is Going


At first glance it may – MAY – seem innocent. Why, you get to have a little hand puppet, with individual horsey hooves!

And if you think that, you evidently are not a regular enough reader to know what certain people get up to “using their hands” with plastic pony toys.

They just came out with a regular brown horse one, too.

Much like the Handicorn takes your hand and makes it magical, the Handihorse transforms your plain old paw into a proud prancing pony!

Ummm…Beavis’ hand is magical, sir…it disappears into his pants.

Don’t tell me they don’t understand the ramifications.

via Laughing Squid