Clop Clop! Turn Your Hand Into a Small Unicorn or Horse, Because…We Know Where This Is Going
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At first glance it may – MAY – seem innocent. Why, you get to have a little hand puppet, with individual horsey hooves!
And if you think that, you evidently are not a regular enough reader to know what certain people get up to “using their hands” with plastic pony toys.
They just came out with a regular brown horse one, too.
Much like the Handicorn takes your hand and makes it magical, the Handihorse transforms your plain old paw into a proud prancing pony!
Ummm…Beavis’ hand is magical, sir…it disappears into his pants.
Don’t tell me they don’t understand the ramifications.
via Laughing Squid
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist