Barbie Archive
Mattel Releases New “Pedophile’s Assistant Barbie”
Actually, she's called Video Girl Barbie, but CNN is 100% certain that she's
The Prophesied Arrival of Nerd Barbie Draws Near
?It's been many, many months since Mattel announced "nerds win," a.k.a. that Barbie's
Barbie’s 7 Most Ridiculous Career Ventures
?When she first hit the scene in 1959 Barbie was just another pretty
Nerds Win: Barbie Is a Computer Engineer
?Remember when Mattel was running a poll to see what Barbie's next job
Barbie Is Thinking About Her Computer Engineering Degree
?I'm well aware that very few of the nerd boys who read Topless
Mattel Has Lost Their Minds
?Yesterday I bitched about the continually baffling assortment of characters in Mattel's DC
Twilight Barbies Are Proof that God Hates Us
Look at them.LOOK AT THEMYou cannot look at Sparkly Ken and tell me
The 12 Greatest Barbie Dolls for Nerds
By Brian HeilerShe's been around for a half a century, she still looks