Merchandise 26 Apr 11 Rob Bricken You Don’t Know the Caffeination of the Dark Side ?Seriously, you don't. Neither do I. Because ThinkGeek forgot to include that bit Read More
Merchandise 21 Apr 11 Rob Bricken Perfumes: They Aren’t Just for PCs Who Defeat Monsters with Treasure Type H Anymore ?You enter a 10x10 room. An orc is guarding a chest. After a Read More
Merchandise 28 Jan 11 Rob Bricken To Boldly Mash Where No Spud Has Gone… Uh… Potato ?Behold, the official Star Trek Mr. Potato Heads. I'm not that surprised that Read More
Daily Lists 10 Dec 10 Chris Cummins 20 Delightfully Offbeat Nerd Gifts for Under $20 ?As you are painfully aware, we are knee-deep into yet another wallet-draining, soul-sucking Read More
Comics 6 Dec 10 Rob Bricken Check Out the Safest Jewelry in Gotham City ?Blogger, TR contributor and would-be Batman fuckbuddy Jill Pantozzi alerted me to a Read More
Merchandise 29 Nov 10 Rob Bricken You Don’t Know the Flipping Power of the Dark Side ?Williams-Sonoma has just released a Darth Vader spatula, shown above with their Star Read More
Merchandise 28 Oct 10 Chris Cummins It’s The Watchmen Halloween Dance Party! (Or, Don’t Tell Mom the Watchmen Are Dead) Topless Robot ends its broadcast day with this bizarre fashion show that was Read More
Daily Lists 19 Oct 10 Chris Ward 10 Absolutely Horrible Pieces of Pac-Man Merchandise ?In the '80s, companies used the Pac-Man license like a gas station glory Read More
Daily Lists 6 Oct 10 Chris Cummins The 10 Greatest Pieces of Tron Merchandise Ever Released (So Far Anyway) ?There's no need to sugarcoat it, we here at Topless Robot are freaking Read More
Merchandise 25 Aug 10 Rob Bricken A Weapon for a More Civilized — and Rainy — Time ?Would you pay $20 for an umbrella whose handle is a lightsaber that Read More