Movies 14 Jan 10 Rob Bricken CNN SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AAAAAUUGHH So, remember how I told you that CNN was apparently treating what idiots Read More
Movies 2 Dec 09 Rob Bricken Breaking! The First Picture from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Will Blow Your Mind! ?Unless, of course, you had a hunch that Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Read More
Comics 25 Nov 09 Teague Bohlen The 10 Dumbest Comic Book Hostess Ads ?Okay, maybe we shouldn't say "the dumbest." Maybe we should only say "some Read More
TV 3 Nov 09 Rob Bricken Heroes Can’t Even Fire People Right ?A few weeks ago, the news that someone has been let go from Read More
Movies 13 Oct 09 Rob Bricken Stupid Transformers 3 News Is Stupid ?And it makes me stupid for having to read it, let alone pass Read More
Miscellaneous 29 Sep 09 Rob Bricken Bush Officials Thought Harry Potter Books Promoted Witchcraft ?I hate when we get into political arguments here on Topless Robot; I Read More
Cartoons 17 Jul 09 Rob Bricken I Am Going to Skull@#$% Everyone at Fox to Death I am legitimately too furious to write an article, so I have to Read More
Movies 2 Jul 09 Rob Bricken Asteroids to Become a Movie, End Times Upon Us I normally don't do this, but with the announcement that Universal won the Read More
Cartoons 30 Jun 09 Rob Bricken 8 Saturday Morning Cartoons that Lasted One Season Because of Insanely Stupid Concepts By Shaun ClaytonThe era of the Saturday Morning cartoon is over. Sure, a Read More
Comics 22 May 09 Rob Bricken Archie’s an Idiot Archie is getting married. Yes, the world's oldest and eternally least hip teenager Read More